A singular moment in biblical studies has been reached. Q has been discovered.
And it's not what we thought it was. SWNID, of course, thought that Q, the hypothetical source shared by Matthew and Luke in addition to Mark, was a figment of the scholarly imagination. But now it's for real.
But it isn't an ancient papyrus document. It's a cell phone with a full keyboard. Motorola offers it to the public. They say:
"Prepare to be illuminated ... by a very enlightening device."