Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Absolute Last Word on Hurricane Survival

We thank one of our gentlest of readers for the following example of disaster preparedness:

Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit
Toilet Paper: check
Bud Light: check
Keystone Ice: check
Budweiser: check
Red Dog: check
Misc. other bottles of alcohol: check
Piece of plywood to float your chick and booze on: check

Next time let's all be more prepared.


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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 26, 2005 10:17 PM

    That was soooo wrong, hilarious, but wrong -- ok, honestly, I still have not stopped giggling.

    Dynitta

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  2. AnonymousOctober 27, 2005 9:45 PM

    Is this guy Episcopalian?

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  3. Jon A. Alfred E. Michael J. Wile E. SWNIDOctober 30, 2005 11:34 PM

    Definitely not an Episcopalian, Lutheran, Presbyterian, Congregationalist or Catholic. He's obviously an immersionist.

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