Wednesday, March 18, 2009

McNewspaper: Seminaries Face Same Pressures as Others

USA Today today* carries a story about the financial pressures hitting seminaries and Bible colleges. Said pressures are provoking innovation, consolidation and, in some cases, closing.

Here's what SWNID has to say on the topic:
  • The article portrays the situation as accurately as one could expect.
  • Essentially these are the same pressures presently faced by all IHEs, nonprofits and businesses in general.
  • If there is a particular pressure, it is that seminary and Bible college enrollment has been in an extended growth phase for some time. That it now moves in another direction is to be expected, as nothing moves in a straight line.
  • If there is another particular pressure, it is that seminaries and Bible colleges, with some notable exceptions, have been slow to adapt and innovate. We'd say that their slowness in this regard is much less than their loudest critics generally allege but enough to present issues in the short term. In particular, Bible colleges have not adapted to the new realities of traditional undergraduate student recruitment. In particular, the Association of Theological Schools has been loath to allow extensive online education.
  • That having been said, these institutions are in general small enough to be nimble enough to adapt quickly when they have to. They can and probably will get focused, get lean, and get properly (not trendily) innovative. We fully expect that these institutions will largely survive and be stronger at the other end of a painful but necessary process.
  • The financial pressures on the students at such institutions are real, endemic, and not as terrible as one might think. Yes, they're real: students need to pay expensive tuition and won't earn a lot of money after graduation. Indeed, they're endemic: the genteel poverty of the manse is a familiar topos in Western literature. Notably, they're not all that terrible: (a) Bible colleges charge private-college tuition but are cheaper than other privates (SWNID's, not a cheap one, charges less than the some public universities in Ohio); (b) Seminaries cost dough, but much less dough than other professional schools; (c) ministers don't make a lot, but in the main they do roughly as well as some other arts-based, helping professions like school teachers (their financial pressures have much to do with the disparity between their social status and their economic status; cf. the impoverished manse in literature as noted above).
  • A not-too-cursory review of those institutions that have closed in the last year reveals that Charles Darwin's model is at work. None of the defunct institutions were very fit before the financial crisis; all had obvious handicaps.
  • For those Campbellites who have believed the church's mission might be better served if some of our Bible colleges and seminaries cooperated or even merged, we optimistically suspect that your hypothesis may be on the verge of being tested in the real world.
  • The comments on USA Today's article aren't worth engaging, as is typical of comments on most web sites, with the exception of this one. We note that the preponderance of comments come from militant atheist types who are fond of asserting that a divinity degree is pointless and commercially worthless. We wonder how many theological-degree-holders such militant atheists actually know. Suspecting that their conclusion is mere supposition, we indict their self-styled rigorous, rational empiricism. We note further that it seems to be the militant atheists who are underemployed enough to have the leisure to post such comments in numbers disproportionate to their presence in the general population.
With that, back to work.**

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*Kindly excuse the stammer.

**N. B. that SWNID has been
continuously employed since earning our first of several theological degrees nearly three decades ago, except when we were studying full time for yet another degree.

5 comments:

CDW said...

In response to the final bullet point:

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/atheist-atheism.php

I suppose it's obligatory to let readers know that this piece of internet satire contains SWEAR WORDS.

Jon A. Alfred E. Michael J. Wile E. SWNID said...

The Rated-R language of that piece barely detracts from the deliciousness of the sarcasm. Our favorite riff:

I love seeing people of different faiths discuss religion with atheists. It's like a group of college grads, some in fine arts, others in business, and the dude who dropped out of middle school to work at the Circle K down the block.

jdpowell said...

I went first to CCU a decade ago and now to UC. UCs current undergraduate prices when you add in the fees,parking (in the lot almost a 1/2 mile from class), and their cheapest meal/residency plan is only a grand less than CCU.
For a 1k more you get smaller classes (my smallest so far has been 20 and the largest 500 with a median of 50). You are taught by professors (generally) rather than masters students. You can talk to your professors. Plus the financial aid office is staffed by professionals and not students.
There are benefits to a bigger school. More scholarships, better gym, incredible computer equipment, a nationally recognized name, discounts on computer related software, and of course more degrees to select. However if you compare UCs humanities and social service department to CCU is a steal.
Yeah I know most of you know this but I think sometimes other people have to step up and throw a little support.

Anonymous said...

Edward Deming said, “We do not have to change, because staying in business is not compulsory.”

Anonymous said...

I find it hilarious when people say a degree in theology isn't worth anything. Any arts degree is just about the same. Anyone heard Garrison Keillor's bits about English majors?

Q: What do you do if you find a philosophy major on your front porch?

A: Pay for the pizza and give him a tip.

Truth is, regardless of the degree, you've got to bust yourself to get a job and make a living. People with degrees that take them straight to jobs with money--engineers, nurses, allied health professions--are workin' hard for the money. Their degrees are just part of the story.