Saturday, December 05, 2009

Baucus, Clinton in Love: How Ds Differ from Rs, Mostly

Hillary Clinton has a crush on the British Foreign Secretary.

Max Baucus nominated his romantic interest, whom he started dating before his divorce, for US Attorney.

Generally, Republicans get canned when they stray sexually (Gingrich), though the canning can proceed in slo-mo (Sanford). For Democrats, boys will be boys (the other Clinton, every Kennedy ever), and so girls should be girls, too (Rodham-Clinton).

Democrats are the perfect party of free sex. Republicans are the utterly imperfect party of traditional morality.

Vote your conscience.

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