Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Robertson Back as Most Embarrassing Christian

Why is Haiti always in such a mess? Is it bad governance? A culture corrupted by the values of voodoo? Mismanagement of natural resources? All of the above?

No, says Pat Robertson. Haiti made a binding, irrevocable pact with the devil some generations ago.




Apparently all Haitians did this for all time, affecting all Haitians forever. Except, apparently, those who have emigrated.

And this is what Mr. Robertson does to assure the public that he should receive their relief donations.

Please stop anyone you know from ever listening to this man again, let alone sending him money.

P.S. Mr. Robertson, Haiti achieved independence from France in the time of Napoleon Bonaparte, not Napoleon III.

4 comments:

Bryan D said...

this guy messes with my rage issues.

KevinAK said...

Robertson is not the first person to make this claim:

http://www.christianaction.org.za/articles_ca/2004-2-Haiti_and_Satan.htm

and

http://www.americandaily.com/article/95

Anonymous said...

It looks like Pat is demonstrating karate in that picture.

Matt

DrKeithCurrie said...


Lets pray for preacher Pat Robertson So that he can come out from such mind.
We must pray for Haitian So that they over such a massive disaster.