- Sarah Palin is signed by the Fox Network as a judge for American Idol.
- Simon Cowell leaves American Idol to run for Governor of Alaska.
- NBC invites SWNID to host a talk show at 10 p.m. weeknights.
- Republican Scott Brown is elected by the People's Republic of Taxachusetts to the "Kennedy seat" of the US Senate, thereby ending the Democrats ephemeral supermajority and scuttling ObamaCare.
Word is that Senate Dems are considering delaying the swearing in of a Senator Brown until ObamaCare gets out of its nonconference noncommittee for a final vote. If so, we believe that Joe Lieberman will again flex his independent muscles and vote against cloture, thereby foiling the undemocratic move of the Democrats and sending ObamaCare back to ICU.
All this makes the MA special election the biggest thing since Bush v. Gore, as it could create a single Senate vote as momentous as Edmund G. Ross's.
Finally, something interesting.
Now back to our hermit's cave.