What is this important addition to the pages of SWNID? Well, as the name implies, we will dig up some chestnut from our extensive files of jokes, anecdotes, old news stories, and such. These are things that we stuffed away because at one time we found them interesting. And now we share them with the world.
Today, we share a joke:
A guy walking in the desert desperately needed a drink. As he followed the dunes, he came upon another man riding a camel. He asked the man if he had something to drink.
The man on the camel said "No, but if you like, I have a nice selection of ties. Would you like to buy one?"
"No!" The first man replied. "Are you crazy? I need something to drink, not a tie!"
So the man on the camel rode on, and the walking man continued his slow and very thirsty trek for several days. Finally he came upon a cantina. He gratefully approached the doorman at the cantina and said "Thank God I made it! Can I get in and get some water?"
The doorman frowned at him. "Not without a tie."