A man goes to a Unitarian Universalist service for the first time, and later is asked what he thought of it. "Darndest church I ever went to," he replies. "The only time I heard the name of Jesus Christ was when the janitor fell down the stairs."
Thursday, August 09, 2007
From the SWNID Files
We offer this relic to enliven the dog days:
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What does the KKK do when they find out that a Unitarian has moved into the neighborhood?
Burn a question mark on his lawn.
The philosopher A. N. Whitehead once quipped that the Unitarian creed is, There is one God at most.
I've always been partial to "Hear, O Israel! The Lord your God is one or less than one."
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