Thursday, August 02, 2007

Headline Writer Has Fun with Article Chronicling Socially Desirable Outcome

We applaud the headline writer at the Dayton Daily News who came up with the phraseology that introduces this brief business note about a development that the morally aware can only applaud.

We are reminded of the three immutable religious truths:

(1) Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the head of the church.

(2) Nonmessianic Jews don't recognize Jesus as the messiah.

(3) Baptists don't recognize each other at Hooters.

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