Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Note for Calendar: Global Warming to Resume in 2015

As we doughty Midwesterners continue to don sweaters and crank up the furnace in the week before Memorial Day, climatologist stand ready to explain what's happening to us.

Canada's National Post reports that Noel Keenleyside of the Leibnitz Institute for Marine Science and the Max Plank Institute of Meteorology now says that our planet will not warm at all for the next several years, though warming may begin again in 2015.

So what do we do with all those carbon offsets that we bought this year? Sell them at a garage sale? Maybe we could trade them for some thermal underwear.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Climatologists kind of sound like old school Seventh Day Adventists.

Guy named Courtney said...

I just watched the evening local news...its going to snow here tonight, I love global warming!