More About the "Worst Economy Since"

Black Friday sales were up 3.9% over last year.

But we're still doomed. That's the lowest annual increase in awhile.

"Awhile" is since 2005, literally an eternity ago, when Black Friday sales actually dropped 0.9% from 2004 levels. And you remember what an awful year 2005 was economically.

We are all going to die, except the rich Wall Street plutocrats, who will scavenge our rotting corpses.