Today's Republican Party stands for life, limited government and national defense. And today's Democratic Party stands for ... the right of women to have unprotected sex with men they don't especially like. We're the Blacks-Aren't-Property/Don't-Kill-Babies party. They're the Hook-Up party.We see Alito as a master of patience with fools. As the senator's monologue goes on, Alito goes to his happy place, listening only enough to know the general subject of the question, if there is one (that means that he doesn't listen to Joe Biden at all). Then he patiently walks the bloviating senator, who was likely once a lawyer, through a detailed overview of the legal doctrines involved in the kind of case named, never committing himself to a decision.
For a careful judge, this has to be pretty easy. After all, he has no case before him to decide, just an issue. So he can't render a judgment. Politicians, on the other hand, imagine that everyone is like them. Ask a pol a question, he'll tell you what needs to be done (his "plan") and who will benefit from it (always "working American families," of course). So they don't get how a judge can't give a decision without an actual case. But for the judge, it's easy. He learned the principles in law school, so he just recites them, but he know that cases need facts and appeals need legal records. Having no facts or records, he just recites the principles.
So the judge looks knowledgable and evenhanded, while the senators look like political hacks.
2 comments:
Aha! I knew it! SWNID is nothing but a puppet for the Move-on.org-types, and the posting above (by anonymous) proves it! All of SWNID's "support" of conservative policies was nothing more than a ruse to lull the rest of us to sleep as he surreptitiously worked to overthrow our plan to install Bush as Emperor of the World! But fortunately for us, anonymous has outed SWIND's evil plan, and we still may have time to succeed. But first, we must find SWNID and make him pay! So I beg all of you, search the university Marxist clubs, check the underground poetry-reading groups, and scour the trendy latte shops until you find SWNID and bring him to justice! Once found, we can send him off to Guantanamo to be tortured--and only then get back to the business of oppressing the poor and disadvantaged of this world!
We challenge gentle readers to determine which of the following is true:
(a) The post by "anonymous" is so absurd and over the top that it has to be the creation of conservatives bent on making the angry left look even more ridiculous than it already does.
(b) The post by "jb in ca" is a graceful and artful satirical miniature, the kind of comment we have come to expect from this gentle reader.
(c) Both a and b.
(d) None of the above.
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