Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Absolute Last Word on Hurricane Survival

We thank one of our gentlest of readers for the following example of disaster preparedness:

Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit
Toilet Paper: check
Bud Light: check
Keystone Ice: check
Budweiser: check
Red Dog: check
Misc. other bottles of alcohol: check
Piece of plywood to float your chick and booze on: check

Next time let's all be more prepared.


Anonymous said...

That was soooo wrong, hilarious, but wrong -- ok, honestly, I still have not stopped giggling.


Anonymous said...

Is this guy Episcopalian?

Jon A. Alfred E. Michael J. Wile E. SWNID said...

Definitely not an Episcopalian, Lutheran, Presbyterian, Congregationalist or Catholic. He's obviously an immersionist.